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Make them laugh with a selection of rude greetings cards, from cheeky and insulting cards to inappropriate and offensive designs. Add a personal touch by editing the name and/or message on the cover and adding your birthday wishes on the inside. You can even add a photo to the inside and make use of our font-styling to make your card stand out even more. Then send directly to the recipient with fast delivery.

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